What if companies started their own lines of condoms?

Eh?!!

Imagine the outcome (every pun intended!) if companies started making condoms, but kept their tag-lines the same:

Tesco condoms - every little helps

Sainsburys condoms - making life taste better

Nike condoms - just do it

Peugeot condoms - the ride of your life

Galaxy condoms -why have rubber when you can have silk

KFC condoms - finger licking good

Minstrels condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands

Safeway condoms - Lightening the load

Abbey (National) condoms - because life is complicated enough

Coca cola condoms - the real thing

Ever ready condoms - keep going and going

pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop

Burger King condoms - home of the whopper

Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride, go wide

FCUK condoms - no comment required

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?

Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile

Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you

Andrex condoms - soft, strong and very very long

Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - it's dry and waterproof in 30 minutes

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (Please!)

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world

AA condoms - for the 4th emergency service

Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal

Polo condoms - the condom with the hole

Pirelli condoms - power is nothing without control

the Man Utd condom - one Yank and your whole world falls apart!!!


Enjoy!!!

Ben R